Exerpts from my fwen: Amaete Umanah

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.. FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY


The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.

Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.

The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Racing me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.

I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort, however.. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.

For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.

The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message on the front door:


TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:

(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less,
(2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't smoke or drink,
(7) don't want to wear your clothes,
(8) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(9) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(10) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children ..

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Nice read... wery true!

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Merry X-mas to all

May Santa Paws bring you AWESOME Gifts..

--Satsugaicat

Updates on da 4 kitties

da kitties r much bigger nao... they still together with mom thou...

They are starting on solid fud, but still fallow mum around, sometimes dey come to mi, but I still win at ignore U game...

Although I still hate dem dogs, the kittehs ignore the big doggie nao, not fwens but tolerate each other.

The kittehs fight all day, inside and outside. They are either sleeping or fighting or pausing between fights and eating and drinking!

The time out is called as the other kitteh fouled, and referee nids second opinion.

The fights include side mounts and top hugs... Traning and honing their skills as hunters.

But, dey gud at pausing for camera.. MOL... say FISH!

They are ewerywhere nao, under the chair, behind the computer, under the kitchen sink... Hard to track them...

This is da age when they are fun and active, very enjoybale to see dem running around....

-- Satsugai Cat.

My Fwen Big Orange with her kitties!

My fwen big orange has 4 kitties, kitty 1 - 4, dey have no names yet, but dey are wery noisy, and I can hear dem during my naps.

Mi like da kitties a lot and big Orange allows me to look at them from the top of the box.

Dey feed a lot, all day... And Big Orange is always tired and she wants to hang out wif mi... I like the kitties, and hope dis is juz a phase... Wud like to hang out with Big Orange more...

Those little buggers cannot walk right, and dey dun open their eyes... But dey soooo Cute!!  Can you help suggest names? Mi wud love to name dem something kewl!

Da little kitties are wery violent too, and dey fight all da time...




Enjoy da video.

--Satsugaicat

Catnip Garden Progress

Mi iz wery excited luking at dem...

Mi hooman den carry away mi from dem though...

Woo!!


Dem catnipz R growing!!

Ain't dey luk pretty nao?

I hope to hav da garden soon!!



wery wery excited.

Today, mi hooman haz challenge to mi and all cat. mi say catz popular!!

Pwease Pwease fan me!! http://artist.to/satsugaicat/ Meow!! Thks!! Me hav challenge from hooman dat he hav more fans.. mi wud get cake if Mi winz

A fan page challenge on facebook!!

HELP MI

--Satsugaicat

Goodbye Socks, and Farewell...

Socks was a great cat. Always coming back even when he's punished.
Socks does not complain, Socks is always there when you need him.
Socks is always filled with energy and fun to be with.



Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show
I laced the track, you locked the flow
So far from hangin on the block for dough
Notorious, they got to know that
Life ain't always what it seem to be
Words can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream
In the future, can't wait to see
If you open up the gates for me
Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend
Try to black it out, but it plays again
When it's real, feelings hard to conceal
Can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half your breath
I know you still living your life, after death



Everyone has lost someone close, and this goes out to those who miss their close one.

Remember the good times you have together,
treasure those special moments.
They will be in a good place waiting,
for the right time when you will be together again.



It's kinda hard with you not around
Know you in heaven smilin down
Watchin us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts Big I just can't define
Wish I could turn back the hands of time
Us in the 6, shop for new clothes and kicks
You and me taking flicks
Makin hits, stages they receive you on
I still can't believe you're gone
Give anything to hear half your breath
I know you still living you're life, after death




You are the perfect cat for me, you let me know when I work too late.
You accompany me when I feel lonely.
You do not judge, and you like all my friends, even if some do not like you.
I will miss you, Sock.
I will remember you. Always.

-- Robin