Thursday, November 22, 2012

Mi fwen peanut!

Hello, dis iz mi fwen. His name iz peanut...

he iz orange and white.... wery affectionate and bootiful!

Kitteh juz wan to hab hugs and rubs!

-- Satsugai

Monday, April 23, 2012

When kitteh say no... kitteh mean no

A: Meow...

B: Come here...

A: ??

B: Chin Rub...

A: Purrrr

B: Belly Rub

A: Meow... no so low.... ok... u got it.

B: Brush Brush

A: Purrrrrrrr

B: Kitty Hug

A: ?? No....

A: No...

A: Grrrrr....

B: Awww.. Kitty, why struggle?

A: Grrrrr....


*lick blood from claw*


--> When kitteh say no... kitteh mean no <-----

--Satsugai Cat

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Friday, January 13, 2012

K ... da baby kitty.

Youthfulness is a gift.

You r playful, happy and innocent... You are full of destruction. Unfortunately, youth only lasts a few months.

In da next few months, you will find that your cootness will eventually disappear. You may be considered bootiful, but somehow, your antics would not be considered coot. in da months to come, things u used to do in da past will be no no... and u will be punished.

when you used to push da envelop on what can be done, the envelop now seems to get smaller.

do what you want when you can. cootness may not last but booty iz furewer

-- Sats

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Diary of a reformed elitist (mi version)

*dis wasn’t written by mi but by da author below. mi saw dis article and lub da writing and candidness enough to want to share it. If mi memory doesn’t fail mi, it wus a letter written to Today paper... As a kitteh, mi hab to add add mi thoughts*

I AM as Rafflesian/Raffles Girls’ School (RGS)/’elite’ as they come. My father was a Raffles Institution boy; I went through Raffles Girls’ Primary School (RGPS), RGS, then Raffles Junior College, then on to the National University of Singapore, boarding at Raffles Hall. My sisters went through much the same route. My little girls are in RGPS. (Mi no know why hoomans who go to school iz proud. mi got litterbox training at dat best school and mi no ewen nid to say it when mi poo lands perfectly and gets covered flawlessly all da time)

I recognise the syndrome Ms Sandra Leong talks about (‘Scoring high in grades but not in values’, last Saturday). I live it, breathe it. Most of my friends are like me, graduates. Most of us live in landed property, condominiums or minimally, executive condos or five-room flats. None of us talks about making ends meet, or how we must turn down medical treatment for our aged parents because we cannot find the money. (Mi though elitist ppl like to talk about their expensive houses and cars. Ewen though they dun hab a large pool like mi or hab large garden with catnip, and they are NOT a CAT and own hooomans)

But I will add to her essay: that those traits, that aura is not unique to RGS girls. It resonates within a social group, and its aspirants, the well educated or well endowed. I hang out with so many, I have stories by the barrel. (mi also hab elite fwens, some pure bred siamese or scottish folds)

- My doctor friend, non-RGS and one would even say anti-RGS, was shocked when she found out how many As I got in my A levels, since I opted to do an arts degree. In her words, ‘I thought all arts people were dumb, that is why they go to arts’. Her own family boasts only doctors and lawyers – she said they would never contemplate any other profession – and by implication, all other professions are below those two. (Girl, you u r so kewl like mi, you dun nid to go to school... school goes to u)

- A church-mate who lived in a landed property in District 10 – definitely not an RGS girl, and I venture to guess, not even a graduate – once, in all sincerity and innocence, prayed for all those who had to take public transport and live in HDB flats, for God to give them strength to bear these trials. (huh landed property... mi lib in bungalow with a large pool and lots of trees. mi no consider semi-D or terraces nice homes)

- Another friend, also non-RGS and a non-graduate, shudders when she recounts the few months she lived in an HDB flat. And that was a five-room flat. Imagine the culture shock if she had lived in a three-room flat. (mi shocked when mi in HDB flat.. so high up, and easy to fall to death from up there. There are also shady kittehs there too, staring at you wif their slanty eyes.)

I continue to meet people who never visit hawker centres, who wonder why the poor people do not work harder to help themselves, who fret if their children do not get into the Gifted Education Programme (reserved for the top 1 per cent of nine-year-olds). (Mi met kittehs that hab not had nip before too...)

The pattern repeats itself in the next generation. When my 11-year-old had to go on a ‘race’ around Singapore, using only public transport, the teacher asked for a show of hands on how many had never taken public transport (bus and MRT) before. In a class of 30, five raised their hands. I think if the teacher had asked for those who had taken public transport fewer than 10 times in their young lives, the number would have more than doubled or tripled. (Wat.. mi no allowed on public transport... show off)

Many of us live in ivory towers. I know I did. I used to think Singapore was pretty much ‘it’ all – a fantastic meritocracy that allowed an ‘HDB child’ from a non-graduate family to make it. I boasted about our efficiency – ‘you can emerge from your plane and be out in 10 minutes’ – and so on. (mi no wan to lib in ivory tower.. mi think ivory shud be banned)

It was not that I thought little of the rest of the world or other people; it was that I was so ensconced in my cocoon, I just thought little of anything outside my own zone. ‘Snow? Yes, nice.’ ‘Starvation in Ethiopia? Donate $50.’ The wonders of the world we lived in, the sufferings and joys of those who shared this earth were just academic knowledge to me, voraciously devoured for my essays or to hold intelligent conversations at dinner parties. (if only dat were true... intelligent hoomans.. ha!)

Then I lived in China for seven years. I looked on in amazement as the skinny tree trunk in front of my yard blossomed and bore pomegranates when spring thawed the ground. And marvelled at the lands that spread east, west, north and south of me as we drove and drove and drove, and never ended. I became friends and fans of colleagues and other Chinese nationals, whom so many Singapore friends had warned me to be wary of.

I realised it was not the world and other people who were limited in their intellect, in their determination, in their resourcefulness; it was me and my world views which were limited. I also know full well that if I had stayed in Singapore, in my cushy job, comfortable in my Bukit Timah home, I would have remained the same – self-sufficient. I had always believed that if I put my mind to it, I could achieve anything. For example, I used to look at sick people and root: ‘Fight with all your willpower, and you will recover.’ And when they did not, I’d think they had failed themselves. I, like Ms Leong, believed ‘mental dexterity equated strength of character and virtue’. (mi explored da streets of Novena and Newton, and it wus interesting too)

But those years in China taught me terrible lessons on loneliness. I learnt that money (an expatriate pay package) and brains (suitcases of books) did not make me happier than my maid who cycled home to her family every night in minus 20 deg C on icy roads to a dinner of rice and vegetables. The past few years, I have known devastating loss and grief so deep I woke up in the morning and wondered how the sun could still shine and people could go on with their lives. (when ppl know cats in minus 20 deg C weather, their heart can be warmed by kittehs... and we keep hoomans going)

And so perhaps I have learnt the humility I lacked. Humility about how small I am in the whole schema of things. About how helpless I truly stand, with my intellect in my hands, with my million-dollar roof over my head. To remember, in the darkest valleys of my journey, it was not Ayn Rand or other Booker list authors who lifted me, but the phone calls, the kindness of strangers, that made each day a little less bleak. (wat iz Ayn Rand? she no quote Duke Orange?)

And perhaps finally, to really see other people, and understand – not deflect, nor reflect their anger and viewpoints, but see their shyness, pain, struggles, joys. Just because I was ‘fortunate enough’ to have trawled the bottom levels. And perhaps that is the antidote to the oft unwitting elitism so many of us carry with us. (why iz meeting people who are poor trawled da bottom? mi gib unconditional lub without judgement and get unconditional lub back... Money can't buy happiness, thought it can buy nip which can gib happiness.)

Sim Soek Tien (Ms)

*There are a lot of hoomans who think they are better than other hoomans. Mi fweel dat they hab only 1 life, no tail, no cat-like reflexes and grace... They iz kidding themselves. In mi eyes, all hoomans are equal, and mi no judge dem... any hooman who feeds mi or gib mi hugz iz jus as gud. If mi, a clearly superior being dun judge, why shud u

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