A funny to share....

A magician was working on a ship, the captain had a parrot. As the magician performs his tricks every night, the parrot watches trying to figure out how he does it. After a few weeks the parrot figures the magicians tricks out. As the magician performs the parrot squalks, 'why are the cards all ace of spades'......what are the flowers hiding under the table for' etc. A couple of nights after the parrot hassling the magician...the ship sinks and most die. The magician was lucky enough to latch onto some floating debris, but also on the debris was the parrot. They gave each other dirty looks, and did not speak. One day, two days, three days past no words exchanged. On the fourth day the parrot squarks, 'ok I give up, where did you put the fu**ing ship'?

MOL

-- Satsugai Cat

10 steps to world domination...

-- World Domination --


Step 1: Be popular and fwendly. ✔

Step 2: Learn hao to use social media. ✔

Step 3: Grow Yer Army. ✔

Step 4: Recruit kitty Hackers and Ninjas fur black or brown ops. ✔

Step 8: Hack Google and get all da passwords and knowledge of da world

Step 9: Change all pictures on internet to show my photo

Step 10: Win

Learn hao to start Worpress Blog

Mi have lotsa anipals who want to learn more on social media.

Mi will teach you today hao to start Wordpress blog.

Satsugaicat Teach You how to start blog

View more presentations from Satsugai Se-o.

Let me know about your blog so I can read about you!

-- Satsugai Cat

Cat Standing in boots

 This iz my kind of cat in boots...

Not the kinky kind, not da computer generated one... Yes a real one!



Its the cat standing video that iz edited to look really gud and funny!!

--Satsugai Cat

Beware of Easter Identity Thefts.

Easter is coming, and beware of identity theft.

See for yourself!
- Satsugai cat

@Satsugaicat is on mypaper

Mi iz on news finally!!

Check out mypaper.com.sg
mi iz on Mar 30, page 4. (I am a star online)

This is interesting bi-lingual paper that is free for people!

It is --> here <--

Meow!! Celebrate!!

Satsugaicat on the news

View more documents from Robin Low.

Itz in Chinese!

check it out

Now, to go to the other news and build my kitty army!

There is also mention on mi fwens in Singapore.

@Dukeorange
@zoesilkyterrier

Woo hoo!

*runs out into garden to tell other fwens*

TwestivalSG 2010

As part of mi CSR (Cat Social Responsibility) Mi would like to promote this worth event.

Twestival is a global event and volunteers around the world, working under short timescales, and using the power of social media will bring pets and their minions together for a great social cause.

This event was very fun last year at Chinatown Singapore and the following is a blog with videos of the event.

This year, it will be at Brewerkz. There will be food, beer, music and fun!

Not sure if it will be more fun than feather on a stick, but it will be fun!



Come sign up if you are coming on Facebook

This is the TwestivalSG Facebook Page, come be a fan!!

There are may events going on last year, Greenyarn offers 50% of sales to charity at TwestivalSG and they will be there as well.

The Agenda

Well not convinced?

Beer iz like catnip fur hoomans.. go and drink fur a gud cause!!

Check out the TwestivalSG site.

Come one donate iz easy, juz paypal!

I'm sure these hoomans would do charity fur us anipals too!

So come.. or in Singlish, "Come Lah!" help build schools!

-- Satsugai Cat