Meowy Xmas!

Holiday season iz best shared wif fwens and family...

mi no nid gifts juz hug and kiss...

Happi holidayz!

--Sataugaicat

Kitty x-mas

x-mas fur kitteh cud b a wonderful or stressful time fur kitties. The x-mas costumes, smelly candles, presents and x-mas treats cud cinfuse kittehs...

mi lub getting pwesents, and treats, but mi had an x-mas outfit last year and me hated it. dis year, mi had lotsa pwesents in da haus... mi though dey were fur mi and mi opened dem, but mi hooman got angry as it iz no x-mas yet!

mi say all pwesents in da haus iz mine, and mi can open it anytime mi wan, but was placed outside da house as a punishment..

:(

on one of da pwesents, mi found catnip!!!

mi seriously think something wuz wrong wif dis holiday with many new confusing things in da haus...

if U hab kitteh in haus, make sure majority of gift r fur kitty as we hab to put up wif it and not destroy dem. But if dey destroyed, dun blame kitteh!

--Satsugaicat

Happy Turkey Day

Mi naber hab big bird before, and it wuz great!

Mi can meow, and get turkey all day, and the smell in da haus iz purrfect!

Cuddling with yer lub ones and getting lotsa hugs.. Turkey day iz great!

Ewen mi fwen iz here singing our meows away...

Itz indeed a good day fur fud.

Mi Will gib U a Haiku

Turkey iz Gud,

Purr Purr nom nom nom,

Feed Kitty More!

-- Satsugaicat

International Catnip Day

Mi Started an Event : International Catnip Day

Inviting fwens to celebrate on 12/11/10.

This iz a day to juz relax, hav some nip, get high and kick back.

Appreciate the little things in life and enjoy the day.

Perhaps nap fur a while.

There is a lot of conversations going on before da event, and be sure to check out da event page.

This iz one event not to be missed... Its Free!

Also tell yr fwens too!

~Hugz*

-- Satsugaicat

Eweryone likes mi!

Mi Army iz strong and wery activ!!

Mi haz got 600+ members coming to visit mi!!

Mi iz wery happi

Thanks fur da support!

X0X0..

-- Satsugaicat

Advertisement using Cats

Advertisement using Cats

Look at all the wideos on YouTube... Any wideo wif kitties iz popular...



So if you hav advertisement wif kitties, it will b well received too. Great returns and views when you advertise wif cats... and with 100 cats, its news worthy!!

IKEA got it... harnessing the power of kitties... makes me feel -- HAPPY INSIDE.

-- SATSUGAICAT

Designer & Client

Read from the top

Shannon (the secretary) has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost poster. This is their email correspondence...

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.
Thanks
Shan.

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From:David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as requested.
Regards, David.


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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small? 
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.
Regards, David. 
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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say Lost.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.
Regards, David.

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David. 
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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you. 
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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

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From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That will have to do. 
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"Stray cat in a pet shop" fweeling

Mi had a new fweeling and it iz hard to describe.

When mi jumped on table today, and suddenly got stares.... and not da gud kind. It struck mi that dis must be how "a stray cat in a pet shop" feels like -- sudden realization of not supposed to be there, yet am there alreadi.

Have you had that fweeling before?

-- Satsugaicat

Communication woes in Hooman

Although kitty is in need, there seemed to be lack of common sense amongst some hoomans.

Mi dun understand... if a kitty iz on your neighbor's roof, would you not inform your neighbor and try to get kitty down with fud?

Apparently dis hooman writes to Newspaper, calls SPCA, and takes photo, and gets upset when a maid prevents SPCA from getting to kitty.

Mi feel this incompetence in communication is causing kitty to suffer.

People shud hav good relations wif their neighbor. Mi made it gud wif even da doggies next door.

A little relationship wif neighbors does go a long way.

Read this article on Stomp

-- Satsugaicat

Bootiful Kitties

It iz the time of da year again when mi think about socks.. mi pal who passed away about a year ago.

We used to like luking at pics on the interwebs and nap together, but alas he iz no more.

Mi share a few catpics we like to see, and we luv da kitties with heart shapes on dem...

Here iz a video of sockx and injured kitty taken a year ago.



RIP Socks.

--Satsugaicat

Da Army has grown...

This is indeed a great day, mi have 20k fallowers on Twitter, 5k Fwens and about 2.5k Fans on Facebook.

Mi Fwens and mi hav lotsa conversations on Facebook too!

Thanks fur your support! cud not hav done it without U..



Remember.. mi iz @satsugaicat... and if U wan to learn hao to use facebook or twitter, mi may halp U out...

but meanwhile, sit back and let me brighten up yr day... eweryday and tell yr fwens about mi!

-- Satsugaicat.

Cats Rule!

It iz quite simply put -- Wine lovers are cat lovers.

Mi hooman had fwens over and they were drinking wine, "Sauvignon Blanc" and the word "Cat pee" came out. Mi thought that it wuz used to describe an exclusive territory, how we catz use our pee, but it wuz a positive thing. People seemed to love cat pee aroma in wine!

There were other animals used to describe smells of wine, but most of them -- "Skunk", "Wet Dog", "Fish" are all bad.

Mi guess that iz why cats Rulez!!

--Satsugaicat

N iz fur Nap

What are mi doing?

Mi is teaching U da alphabets!

MOL!

-- Satsugaicat

BP Oil Spill, re-enacted by cats

See we cats are concerned about the environment, and mi wan to share wif U pals.

Unconditional Luv

Kitteh pledge

Kitteh will love you fur who U iz.

Kitteh do not judge.

Kitteh do not care what you buy dem or what you own.

Kitteh do not care if u ignore dem.

Kitteh will still provide unconditional luv.

(Though we iz gud at "I'm ignoring u game")

-- Satsugaicat

nao... let kitteh hav more nip!!

I found cuteoverload!

Mi fwen showed mi cuteoverload.com

and mi loved it...



Ahhh isn't dis cat Pawsum?

Since cats are so Pawsum, most pics there are cat pics!

Check it out!

-SatsugaiCat

A funny to share....

A magician was working on a ship, the captain had a parrot. As the magician performs his tricks every night, the parrot watches trying to figure out how he does it. After a few weeks the parrot figures the magicians tricks out. As the magician performs the parrot squalks, 'why are the cards all ace of spades'......what are the flowers hiding under the table for' etc. A couple of nights after the parrot hassling the magician...the ship sinks and most die. The magician was lucky enough to latch onto some floating debris, but also on the debris was the parrot. They gave each other dirty looks, and did not speak. One day, two days, three days past no words exchanged. On the fourth day the parrot squarks, 'ok I give up, where did you put the fu**ing ship'?

MOL

-- Satsugai Cat

10 steps to world domination...

-- World Domination --


Step 1: Be popular and fwendly. ✔

Step 2: Learn hao to use social media. ✔

Step 3: Grow Yer Army. ✔

Step 4: Recruit kitty Hackers and Ninjas fur black or brown ops. ✔

Step 8: Hack Google and get all da passwords and knowledge of da world

Step 9: Change all pictures on internet to show my photo

Step 10: Win